Pixels (2015)

Aliens misinterpret a video of classic arcade games sent to space in the 80’s as an invitation to go to war and send down the characters to fight human kind in a deadly game of win or …lose I guess. Cue four nerds, one of which is the president, to rediscover their gaming skills and defeat the never to be seen alien race before they destroy earth for no apparent reason other than they’re dicks.

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Lucy (2014)

Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) is a student who is kidnapped by a Taiwanese Drug lord, Mr Jang (Min-sik Choi). Mr Jang operates on Lucy and inserts a package of mysterious drugs into her abdomen so she can bring them overseas without the attention of the authorities. But some idiot hits her a kick in the belly, spilling the drugs, which her body then absorbs giving her elevated brain usage, which she decides to put to good use by tracking down Mr Jang to kill him.

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Terminator Genisys (2015)

Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) is sent back in time by John Connor (Jason Clarke) to protect his mother, Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke) from a cyborg assassin also sent from the future. However, on arriving Reese discovers that the past is vastly different to what he believed and it was he that needed Sarah Connor’s protection and help in saving the human race.

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Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an everyday Russian toilet scrubber (not an insult, just her job) living with her family in Chicago. After finding out she is the heiress of an intergalactic noble family, she must fight to save the earth from destruction, but not without the help of Caine (Channing Tatum), a half-wolf hunter who has trouble keeping his shirt on.

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Oblivion (2013)

Jack and Victoria are the only two people left on the planet after a nuclear war with an alien race. It’s their job to keep drones in operation so that enough sea water can be extracted and brought to Titan, one of Saturn’s moons along with other survivors who orbit the earth in a giant pyramid thing called a Tet. Don’t argue people, that’s pure science right there! But uh oh, a spaceship lands on earth and the contents of which make Jack question everything he knows

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