65 (2023)

Adam Driver is a spaceman who crash lands on earth during the cretaceous period. Now he must find a way off the planet with the only other survivor – a young girl named Koa, before they get pasted by an ignorant dinosaur or a wayward meteor

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

A thief, a barbarian, a druid and a sorceror undertake an adventure to recover their stolen loot, long lost daughter, have a few chuckles and all that without rolling a single 20 sided dice… die… dices

Morbius (2022)

A world famous scientist with a rare blood disorder decides to inject vampire bat saliva into his spinal cord. Like he actually thought that was a good idea! It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happens next – he turns into the hero that no one needs right now … or deserves. He is … Manbat, I mean Morbius.

Dune (2021)

The noble Atreides are charged with taking over the desert planet Arrakis and production of the valuable commodity Spice from the cruel Harkonnens. And do you think the Harkonnens are happy about this? Are they foop! Lies are told and slaps are thrown. Stuck in the middle are the indigenous Fremen who just want to be left alone to live in (or under) the sand. Can anyone bring peace to the planet and end the bloodshed? Paul, maybe?

John Wick (2014)

They broke into John Wick’s house, beat him up and stole his car. But none of that really matters because they killed his puppy – and that means they gotta die.

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Tony Stark and Bruce Banner put their glorious brains together to resurrect an advanced piece of AI software called Ultron with the intention of it protecting the world, but it turns out to have the twisted, warped mind of James Spader and needs to be destroyed before it wipes out humanity – starting with a small, poor, eastern European country. Cue the Avengers to save the day

Star Wars VII – The Force Awakens (2015)

30 odd years after the Empire was defeated, The First Order – basically a newer, snazzier version of the Empire – has come to power and threatens to destroy all who oppose them. It’s up to the Resistance (nee Rebellion) to join up with some familiar faces (and some new sexy ones) to put a stop to the baddies evil shenanigans.

Pixels (2015)

Aliens misinterpret a video of classic arcade games sent to space in the 80’s as an invitation to go to war and send down the characters to fight human kind in a deadly game of win or …lose I guess. Cue four nerds, one of which is the president, to rediscover their gaming skills and defeat the never to be seen alien race before they destroy earth for no apparent reason other than they’re dicks.

Vice (2015)

Imagine a world where you can do anything you want without any repercussions as long as Bruce Willis says it’s ok. That’s Vice, a company that uses synthetic people to allow real people perform their seedy desires without breaking the law. Surely nothing can go wrong here.

San Andreas (2015)

Ray Gaines (Dwayne Johnson) is an all round American hero – former Army Ranger turned rescue chopper pilot for the fire department – who is on a mission to save his daughter from the biggest earthquake California, nay the World, has ever seen!