Aliens misinterpret a video of classic arcade games sent to space in the 80’s as an invitation to go to war and send down the characters to fight human kind in a deadly game of win or …lose I guess. Cue four nerds, one of which is the president, to rediscover their gaming skills and defeat the never to be seen alien race before they destroy earth for no apparent reason other than they’re dicks.
Imagine a world where you can do anything you want without any repercussions as long as Bruce Willis says it’s ok. That’s Vice, a company that uses synthetic people to allow real people perform their seedy desires without breaking the law. Surely nothing can go wrong here.
Billy (Vince Vaughn) and Nick (Owen Wilson) are two salesmen who lose their jobs. Desperate for work, they apply for Google’s internship program despite being horrifically unqualified – where they must battle it out with tech savvy nerds to get jobs at Google.
Ray Gaines (Dwayne Johnson) is an all round American hero – former Army Ranger turned rescue chopper pilot for the fire department – who is on a mission to save his daughter from the biggest earthquake California, nay the World, has ever seen!
Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) is a student who is kidnapped by a Taiwanese Drug lord, Mr Jang (Min-sik Choi). Mr Jang operates on Lucy and inserts a package of mysterious drugs into her abdomen so she can bring them overseas without the attention of the authorities. But some idiot hits her a kick in the belly, spilling the drugs, which her body then absorbs giving her elevated brain usage, which she decides to put to good use by tracking down Mr Jang to kill him.
When Nicky (Will Smith) tries to pull a large con a former flame, Jess (Margot Robbie) shows up and potentially puts a spanner in the works. Now Nicky has to try and keep a professional and focused mindset so he can get the job done without his mushy feels getting in the way
Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) is sent back in time by John Connor (Jason Clarke) to protect his mother, Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke) from a cyborg assassin also sent from the future. However, on arriving Reese discovers that the past is vastly different to what he believed and it was he that needed Sarah Connor’s protection and help in saving the human race.
Caleb (Domhnaill Gleeson), a coder for the worlds largest fictional search engine, is selected by the CEO to evaluate and test his latest creation – a sexy robot with a groundbreaking new AI.
Maggie (Abigail Breslin) is teenage girl in Midwest America who contracts a necrotic virus that turns people into zombies. Her father, Wade (Arnold Schwarzenegger), sticks by her side as she progresses through the transition from happy go lucky teenager to cold blooded zombie face.
When the secret formula for Krabby Patties (TM) mysteriously disappears, SpongeBob must make an unlikely allegiance with Plankton in order to restore order to Bikini Bottom before underwater hell breaks loose.